So, I’ve been looking through some of the most popular movies over at TLA and Green Lantern Is Gay: A XXX Parody just grabbed me by the nuts and forced me to watch it. Being a massive Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds fan (they’re basically the same person now, only with less killing from Ryan, presumably) this made me giggle a little. I like to imagine he’s watched this parody, just to see if it was better than the original Green Lantern 🙂
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Full cast list: Adam Russo, Alessandro Del Toro, Brody Wilde, Kirk Cummings, Spencer Fox, Trevor Knight, Tristan Mathews
Studio: Manville Entertainment
Like just about every other sane Human on the planet I love Deadpool, and I hated Green Lantern. It’s right that the film be ridiculed into irrelevance, but perhaps it could just be replaced by this far better gay porn parody of the cinematic flop?
You need to go into this understanding that this is supposed to be funny, while being damn hot and packed with great sex between gorgeous men. It’s ridiculous, the story is muddled and costumes are silly… so just like the original Green Lantern movie! lol
There’s a whole thing about a test pilot called Hal Hardon being made into a hero and having to save a senator and his gay lover while defeating the enemy, Penillax. To be honest I’m just here for the fun of it and enjoying the hardcore fun these guys are sharing in the four scenes of action.
It would of course all be made ten times better if Mr. Reynolds himself were starring in this parody remake. To be honest, I think he would have been willing to do it just to make something better than the original.
Okay guys, calm down, I’m joking of course. I know you’ve all thought about Ryan Reynolds in that way but you have to make do like the rest of us and just enjoy your fantasies about him and Jake Gyllenhaal taking their bromance to the next level.
I realize I’ve just revealed a lot about myself and will run away now.
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