I remember the early days of NakedSword, back when the Internet was all new and sparkly, and I realize that by admitting that I’m probably sounding a little old to you guys. Hey, I don’t consider myself a “daddy” and you shouldn’t either.
They kicked things off back in the 90’s when we were enduring a six-hour wait for a twenty-minute clip, but I think it’s right to say that they’ve definitely grown with the times and adapted to be a leader in the adult business.
even if those big unkempt bushes on mustachioed leather-clad men aren’t your thing, you’ve got thousands of other movies to watch
Now referred to as the “NetFlix of gay porn” (an appropriate description) they’ve become one of the most famous websites in the industry, with one of the largest collections of hardcore action you could ever find. Unlike the thousands of smaller studios out there, they’re more of a collator and distributor of the best releases with the hottest performers, covering everything from bears to kink, twinks to jocks. They deliver movies from Falcon, BelAmi, CockyBoys and hundreds more.
I guess it’s not so surprising they’re so popular given that they now have more than 23,000 hardcore scenes from about 6,000 DVD’s, all with some of the most famous men in the business, with award-winning directors bringing it all to us.
With so much hardcore action to watch you really are spoiled for choice. It might sound like sales-speak, but I honestly could get lost in there for days at a time. When I have a “special friend” over for a movie night it’s the go-to venue for porn for us, and when you check it out yourself you’ll understand why.
For instance, I love watching thick-dicked London lad Paddy O’Brian going to town on a guy’s ass, and I love watching some of the amazing vintage movies from the 60’s and 70’s too, and you’ll find plenty of both there – plus everything in-between. There might be a couple of other places to find so much action, but I think you’ll find you’d be spending a lot more money in the process.
Is there a negative?
I guess I need to offer some kind of downer in order to make it at least sound a little like I’m impartial (honestly, I just love the site, so sue me) but the only bad thing I can think of isn’t even anyone’s fault… When you check out some of the real vintage videos the quality can sometimes be quite bad. I probably don’t need to tell you that these movies were released on VHS originally and converted to digital in the last few years, so of course the resolution is going to be bad.
Just be glad you don’t have to hear them grinding in the player and then wind on the spooling mess of tape with a pen when it goes mental, hoping that you haven’t ruined it. Sorry, 90% of you will have no clue what I’m talking about lol
Somehow, that grainy, snowy, low-quality feel kinda makes them even better. You younger guys won’t get this, but there’s a certain nostalgia when guys like me see those old movies, it takes us back to stealing video cassettes from wardrobes and having hasty wanks with our buddies before putting them back, hopefully unnoticed. I think we can forgive, or even appreciate, the poorer quality of those classics.
But like I said, even if those big unkempt bushes on mustachioed leather-clad men aren’t your thing, you’ve got thousands of other movies to watch.
Which brings me to their update schedule, which seems to be more frenzied than a frat house party when the cops are called. I checked out another review from a couple of years ago while I was writing this, and even then they were expressing surprise over how rapidly they update the site with new scenes. While they don’t date their new arrivals we know there are 8 updates every day. Now consider that most sites you might be a member of now don’t update that many times in a month, let alone a single day.
In related news, I think I might need someone to Postmates me a gallon of lube now that I’ve checked out the scenes they’ve added since I last sat down for a good binge lol
Complete DVD’s are arriving pretty regularly too, all catalogued and searchable. Click on any DVD and you’ll find individual scenes to choose from, along with the details for the release.
Being such a leader in the industry they also have their own branded releases in their own category, and it has to be said that these are quite lavish productions, not the kind of thing any third-rate porn site puts out; this is all on another level.
Click on “STARS” from the top menu and you’ll be able to scroll through hundreds of guys and click on any to check out their scenes. Granted, you won’t be able to find many of the vintage guys from decades past in this listing, mainly because a lot of them are probably unknown and the information has been lost to time, but it’s great if you have some fave performers of the last twenty years you want to feast your eyes on (we all have a list in our heads, right?)
You can check out the “THEMES” option and go through an incredible list of everything from uncut cocks to smoking, creampie to toe sucking. I was expecting to maybe find a couple of things I might need to research, but it turns out I’m a slut and know all the dirty words for all the dirty deeds.
There’s a “NSFW” option in the top menu, which confused the fuck out of me before I clicked it and realized that stands for “NakedSword Film Works”, a category dedicated to the more dramatic releases, with proper acting and a real story to follow! I haven’t delved into these yet, but they look pretty good considering this is a porn site we’re talking about.
So, now we get down to the price. You’re gonna be shocked when I tell you this, but it’s the same price as you might pay for pretty much any other adult site out there. I guess this is where I admit that I gave up a membership to another site I’d had for five years to join NakedSword when I realized what I was paying for and what I was missing out on. After two years of being a member I haven’t even wanked my way through one tenth of what they have available to watch.
A yearly membership (which I would recommend) works out at $16.50 a month. And excuse me for giving you the “hard sell” again, but remember that this is for full and complete access to more than 23,000 hardcore scenes. I’ve actually seen people complaining that isn’t good value for money, and obviously those people would have to be idiots to think that. No other website out there gives you so much for that kind of price, and it’s why I love it so much and can’t imagine ever giving up my membership now that I have it.
Obviously, I’m promoting them, but even if I weren’t I would still be telling you to click here and check it out. I don’t think you’ll regret it.