MY RATING: 10/10
Yep, this awesome release gets the top rating, but mostly because it’s so outrageously weird as well as damn hot that I felt compelled to give it top marks. If you like comical hardcore porn (we all need a giggle while we wank, sometimes) Magic Nerds and Muscle Sex Bots needs to be in your collection of spank bank material!
Full cast list: Colby Jansen, Damien Stone, Dante Colle, Dillon Diaz, Draven Navarro, Liam Cyber, Mason Lear, Pierce Paris, Ricky Larkin, Tony Orlando, Zander Lane
Studio: Lance Hart Studios
If you know anything about me you probably know that I sometimes get a little bitchy when I see the same shit being done by a studio that should know better and invest a little more into doing something original. I mean, you can understand it from websites publishing scenes because you’re there for the guys and the action, but for movies like this, you expect a little more, right?
Well, director Lance Hart definitely delivers the goods in this two-hour (+) hardcore bareback collection. All in the themes of magical nerds and muscled sex robots! Yeah, that’s what you get in this peculiarly themed and oddly titled collection of hardcore sessions with some of the hottest guys in the gay porn business.
You only need to look at the names of the guys appearing in this one to understand how horny this gay porn movie is gonna be. Colby Jansen, Dante Colle, Dillon Diaz, and Pierce Paris (to name a few) perform admirably, top to bottom! 😉
There are eight scenes of big-dicked action with awesome sucking and fucking and some truly amazing cum loads too. Muscled men and “geeky” guys in peculiar themes of seduction is the name of the game here.
Funny enough, I was just watching some Derren Brown videos this week (British magician and mentalist) and more than a couple of times I thought about how he might use his powers of persuasion to get some cock. lol
Check out some of the pics from this one and make sure you click through for the action, if you love weird and kinky, with awesome hunks too, you’re gonna want to see this one. If you don’t know what you get from TLA, read our TLA Gay Unlimited site review and find out why we think it’s the best gay streaming service to join.
