You’d be blowing your own trumpet if you had the skill to suck your own cock! I once met a straight guy who could suck his own dick, and I had the great pleasure to be able to watch him practicing this art form in real life, while stroking along to the show. Read about the practice of self-oral in our new post and let me know in the comments if you can do it, or you’ve tried.
We all have those male celebs we fantasize about. My list is long and growing by the week, but right now I’m specifically lusting after Chris Evans, Ryan Reynold and Jared Padalecki. It really doesn’t help matters when you see guys like Reynolds and Gyllenhaal becoming besties and being totally gorgeous together in every interview (if you never watched their press tour for “Life” then you really need to go and check that out when you’re done here). No, they probably never have gotten drunk and blown each other, but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna imagine they have 🙂 ...
Yes, it’s that time of year again, when you’re either despicably sweet and romantic about the prospect of Valentine’s Day, or panicking more than a virgin twink stumbling into a sex dungeon full of muscle daddies brandishing foot-long dildos. Which are you? I used to be the panicking type until I discovered that the secret to getting through this holiday is to ignore all those heart-adorned adverts telling you what you should be doing, and pay more attention to being who you actually are. In my case, I’m less “hopeless romantic spending months developing intricate scavenger hunts” (damn you Neil Patrick ...